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Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch

What happens when a person buys Abercrombie & Fitch clothing. Usually a super-skinny boy or girl who were once obese shop at A & B. They buy the clothing, and act if they were better than their friends. They start bragging and quickly lose their friends.
Me: Hey, look.
You: What?
Me: Isn't that molly?
You: Who?
Me: Molly.
You: I don't know who that is.
Me: She was my best friend a long time ago, before she wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
You: What happened?
Me: She was a bit overweight, like 2 or 3 pounds. All the kids who wore A & B made fun of her.
You: Then what?
Me: She started crying, and went home due to an emotional collapse. She didn't come back to school for a month. When she did come back, she looked... bad.
You: Why?
Me: She was really underweight, and she wore A & B clothing. I went to talk to her, and she said" Who the hell are you?!" I said" I'm your friend." She said "Whateva, bitch. Go home!"
You: What did you do?
Me: I slapped her.
You: The lesson here?
Molly: AAAAah!! It's you! Get away, you! Get away!

We run to the alley

Me: See?
You: I know the lesson. Once you go Abercrombie & Fitch you become a bitch.
by Junkyard Squirrel August 6, 2010
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Go find someone who will shake you up.

Origin on the streets of Israel, used by the natives instead of the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase. This is basically used to point that sentence, while evoiding the certain conflict with those you tell it to, if one would have used the harsh "Go Fxxx Yourself" phrase.
In other context, can be used to descride a very difficult situation one can get into, and have no way out of.
EX-1:
- "Last night I visited your mother, and she gave me a Blxxx Jxx..."
- "Oh, yea? Well, Go find someone who will shake you up".

EX-2:
- "...If you'll take a loan on the black market it will help you right away, but in just a few monthes, the itrest will make your depth to the sharks so high, you can then Go find someone who will shake you up".
by Eliran N. May 13, 2005
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cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich

When a chick is telling a boring story, say this.
Brittney: "So today ... blah, blah,blah and she had the same

_____ as me!"
Matt: "cool story babe, now go make me a sandwich."
by hellomotherf**ker April 2, 2012
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eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word

a gif
gif: eventually were just going to accept ducking as a swear word
me: why?
gif: cuz its almost close to the f word
me: ducking means duck down
gif: no it dosent
me: ok
by Aiden J April 6, 2021
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If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed

a phrase used by people who live a clean life and realize that people who lives a life of drugs, alcohol and hookers-in-closets are not only enjoying life more, but are going to live longer and rule the planet
Brian: Well I'm glad that you had so much fun on Friday getting crunked and chasing tail all weekend while I was helping my sister move for the third time this year.

Steve: Yeah bro, it was pretty wild

Brian: If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm going to be really pissed !

based on Chuck Lorre's response to Charlie Sheen's comment, "Chuck, I will outlive you. I will piss you off,..."
by smohr March 3, 2011
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ok sure why not lets keep this chain going

keep the chain going knobheads or ur sus!!!😳😳😳😳😳😳 IMPOSTER?????😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
ok sure why not lets keep this chain going
by ironiqq September 6, 2021
mugGet the ok sure why not lets keep this chain goingmug.

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