Girl Best friend

A girl best friend will always be there for you no matter what anytime and will make fun of you ALL THE TIME and be mean to you but it’s just because she is comfortable with you because she would never to do that to anyone else but will always stand up for you and is the only one allowed to talk smack about you. She is also the person who will help you with girls and give you advice. A girl best friend will also never lie to you, tell you when you’re wrong, and people will always think you’re more than friend. You go to her for style choices and anything you need help with.

someone: you’re like really close to that girl are y’all a thing?
boy best friend: Nah she’s my girl best friend.

by ur bestieee December 28, 2020

Friends

A friend is some you will never have.
If you do have a friend your relationship would have started off thinking "when I first saw you I thought you were a bitch", and you still do.

I don't have any friends

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyzqw January 16, 2019

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

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One of the many characters in Tulterheles Munkaval, a Veszteseg fangame. I won't spoil it, its both the Betrayed and ? Endings.

Tomato Friend: GET OUT
Me: no
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH
YOU SHALL PERISH

by SARNAPSIS WILL RISE February 22, 2024

Friend bologna

Getting dick from a friend, or a friend with benefits, often with ex's that they are still friends with.

Me and my ex are still friends, but every once and awhile I hit him up for some friend bologna

by OGfebreezy May 22, 2021

Real Friend

When a homie will do anything with you, even if it pains them, like watching movie/ tv shows they don’t enjoy, or playing god-awful shit like Red Dead Online, or eating at a restaurant they hate.

Person 1: “Tyler is a real friend.”
Person 2: “Yeah, Tyler takes hits for the homies.”
Tyler: “haha Yeah”

by CreeperMan August 6, 2019

Fake friend

A bitch that talks behind your back and makes you feel like shit behind your back or to your face

Omg that girl and your crush looks good together

(Fake friend)

by Bwianbfj September 23, 2019