Cat Martini

This is where you fill martini ingredients into a cat, then grab the cat by the tail and fling it round till it makes a martini.

Please don’t actually do this, not saying you would but some people are dumb.

Mr bond likes his Cat Martini’s flung into the sky, not shaken

by Fedora Stoat September 14, 2019

laying on the cat

To fall asleep while having sex, usually because of a boring partner, inability to hold an erection, or extreme exhaustion.

My favorite episode of 30 Rock is the one where Jack confesses to laying on the cat.

Lisa has been really boring in the sack lately, making me lay on the cat every time!

by Konstantin Denisivich December 24, 2009

The 'Fat Cat' Effect

When a fart's stench takes it's sweet time to mosey on to it's intended victim and lingers for a long time.

My girlfriend had The 'Fat Cat' Effect during sex last night... I think I'm going to break up with her

by Burritolife November 17, 2014

Pussy Cat

A girl that everyone wants and has all of them boys wanting to fuvk her and every guys wants to sleep with her

ME: OH My is that your pussy cat

GUY: No i in there for the vigina

by Thanos_Memes January 11, 2019

Cut them like a cat

secretly psychotic aggressive behaviour

if my friends are concerned about me I like it but if my family is I wanna cut them like a cat

by sunilpal July 14, 2022

cats

they are nice but as soon as u wake up they will turd on ur face

cats

by ieurdiewd September 22, 2019

Cat

A feline friend until the very end,willing to stay with you when you’re down,and have the UNNATURAL ability to make EVERYTHING fall from a counter..... Strange!
A small domesticated mammal with soft fur,short snout,and retractable claws. It is widely kept was a pet for catching mice/rats/gerbils/hamsters/geunia pigs/chinchillas.

The cat would always come at about 12:00 in the afternooon for me to feed it. I always felt bad because I couldn’t take it home with me.

by Willow the Hybrid March 11, 2019