Cat

A Cute Little Fucker™ that will claw your eyes out for no reason, but you live it anyways

Person1: Hey, I didn't know you owned a cat.

Person2: I don't, It owns me.

Person1: Can I pet it?

Person1 got scratched because fuck you

by GodteirCats October 10, 2020

Cat

An creature put on earth by an alien species. Cats stalk you. If you have a cat, they (aliens) have a 69 page file all about you.

"My cats dissapeared. I wonder were its gone?"-George the Potato. "Oh fuck. You have 1 hour"-Elon musk

by Women (The 'wo' is silent) November 20, 2020

Tapping the Cat

When a girl masturbates

"I'm gonna go tap the cat now"

Guy #1: "I heard Lynn was tapping the cat. What's that mean?"

Guy #2: "it's just another word for masturbating, man."

by iamyourdaddy6669 April 23, 2015

cat mario

a japanese rage-inducing parody of the og super mario game that is stuffed with unique tricks and kaizo traps using the advantage of the og game's mechanics (along with super mario world's mechanics). for example (AND SPOILER ALERT FOR WHOEVER WHO HASN'T PLAYED THE GAME): the 3rd question block you come across gives you an enemy and the 1up question block is just multiple poisonous mushrooms.
it's also known as syobon action and mario from hell.

cat mario. that's it.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation October 20, 2022

cat shit vinegar

A group chat that includes a wide array of people who start off acquaintances and slowly become homies. This group chat is a mongoloid of funny people and things. The groups will one day destroy the world, including noa as their first murder. They praise a god named Simon.

"Oh shit look at them! It's cat shit vinegar!"

"Omg they're so cool, I wanna be them!!"

by hi loser. April 2, 2020

Traded for cat claws

When you find an item for cheaper at another store

Bruh did you see the price of that lawnmower at the home depot? I almost traded for cat claws

by sonic the hebber hobber April 12, 2022

Alley cat

Someone who meets a girl at a bar in Chicago, she goes home without him. His Knocker is raging so he slips in an alley to knuckle rub some swimmers out.

We found the alley cat behind the dumpster with his foot up on the wall and pants at his ankles.

by Slipripper November 24, 2021