Ur Mom

Someone I love to do

ME:HEY WHATS THE DOG DOIN
U:UR MOM
ME:HEHEHEHA

by Supreme Badminton God April 7, 2022

Ur mom

A HOT ASS MF

Ur mom.

by Ur_mom_is_hot_omfg123 November 25, 2021

your mom

the person who i do every night.

Friend:WHERE WERE YOU WE WERE MENT TO HANGOUT TODAY WEVE BEEN PLANING THIS FOR A MONTH, YOU DISSAPOINT OF A CHILD WHY DID YOUR PARENTS DECIDE TO BIRTH YOU, YOU WASTE OF SEMEN. I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN YOU FREAK CHILD, I HATE YOU AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU I WISH YOU WOULD DIE ALREADY. AND WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY BE DOING?!

Me:your mom

by yourmom69notclickbaitrealARF October 20, 2021

Mom call

When you lose every chance at getting laid because your mom calls with enough guilt and religious talk to kill your boner for a month.

i was texting sandra about getting busy then i got the mom call to end all mom calls.

by nohandle88 April 19, 2023

Mom Talk

A guy that brings up his Mother in all conversations.

Nick: Damn, look at the can on that chick.
Mark: Whoaaaa, shit is a fattie. Mike, you see that?
Mike: Shit I missed it. I was texting my Mom. We are gonna go to the Petting zoo once she gets off her shift at the diner.
Nick to Mark: Why is Mike always brining Mom talk into our conversations? Shit is weird. Like mother son porn.

by S Dubz September 24, 2019

Jace's mom

Usually super nice, and has a great ass! You want to be friends with jace to get closer to his mom!

Guy #1- hey dude did you see jace's mom?
Guy #2- yeah she is banging hot 🔥

by propheciesofTRUTH July 28, 2022

Ur mom

Ur mom is a word used by road-men and chavs in 2021 and further on, the people who used these 2 words think they are funny. If you are reading this in another year then 2021 and you hear someone say “ur mom” slap them across the face and make them cry, these people think they are hard and are fake bullies in your secondary school. Call them shanks and tell them that there mums will die one day.

“Heys whats your favourite colour?”
“Ur mom”

by Ava-wxx December 21, 2021