Communist Cat

A political Ninja who has knives hidden in the paws. They assassinate any political enemies and are high on meth

Person 1: did you hear about the debate?

Person 2: sure did, can’t believe one of the presidential candidates hired a Communist Cat.

Person 1: Crazy I know!

by Comedic Orange July 28, 2021

Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 17, 2023

Cat Rice

A serious lack of skill. Synonymous to "Dog Water"

Friend 1: Did you see Rebecca's presentation on The Great Depression last Friday?

Friend 2: Yeah it was absolute cat rice, it even had comic sans.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 January 31, 2022

Cat banjo

Female playing with her genitals

I heard screams and ran to save her, but caught her just singing she played the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 04, 2017

Cat banjo

The motion made by a female while casually scratching her own genitals

I should change my underwear because my arm is tired of playing the ole cat banjo

by Solarfish January 04, 2017

Dead cat

Old vagina

Man, Jacobs grandma has one Dead cat

by PointingatmyBALLZ October 18, 2022

dead cat

it's your pet cat who died years ago

I ate my dead cat

by help my dead cat $@) June 03, 2021