My Cat

That moment when you excessively drink bubble tea for countless days on end

friend: Hey is that Bubble tea
Me: yes I am doing My Cat

by crazypenguin64920 December 4, 2021

oscar the cat

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf

Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me

by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

Cat

In the underworld of Medellín during the late 1970s—a time when the drug trade was booming and Pablo Escobar's empire was on the rise—calling someone a “cat” could be coded street slang used by traffickers and informants to refer to DEA agents or undercover operatives.

"There's a cat nearby" - Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviera

by Undeecovetgjuv April 13, 2025

cat

if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

uwu cat

a thing that is related to gacha in a nasty way, they can simply not live without their JaKEAY BObO bEaR.

please if you see one... BURN IT TO ASHES AND FEED IT TO THE SUFFERING SOULS OF HELL

OMG ITS AN UWU CAT!!

by Alissathebored March 17, 2024

Cat

The most self loving, most manipulative beings ever. Would kill you in your sleep if you weren't the one who fed it. The only reason it would cuddle you is to make you feed it. It is also extremely sassy. They are Karens.

The cat was the prime suspect for the murder.

by BookNerd7878 March 31, 2022