Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023

Blue Man Group

When you cum on someone’s lower back, then slap your dick in the puddle causing it to splatter like a Blue Man’s paint filled drum.

Last night I performed blue man group on my girl.

by Tim of Maine March 22, 2024

Blue Ballz

A ridiculously painful condition that occurs when a man is close to orgasm, but is suddenly cut off.
Like being left on read. But with your dick.

Davis had blue ballz when your mum didn't let him cum.

by Funghula Grün June 30, 2022

Blue Paint

Your moms Asshole

I stuck my hand in the Blue Paint yesterday night

by DaveedDiggsIsMyDADDY May 21, 2018

blue-balligerent

A portmanteau of blue balls and belligerent. A feeling of irritability and anger caused by a lack of sex (withheld as punishment, staying with family, married, etc...).

Man:"I'm sorry I turned off Girls last night, I was just blue-balligerent."
Woman:"It's too millennial for my mom anyways"

by LabHippy November 14, 2016

zekhi blue

The most fire SoundCloud artist since.... Well there aren't that many fire SoundCloud artists... But its ok at least he's not Josiah

Did you hear lil zekhi in da trak ma boi? Nah man Zekhi Blue is trash

by spartenmt1 March 15, 2017

Latest technology blues

When you just get the "newest" or "latest" technology and then you see that the even newer version is to come out soon. And you mad.

Ryan Keith Sams-hite acquired the newest galaxy right before seeing an ad for the iPhone 6 causing him to contract the latest technology blues.

by Midnightdirtynames July 15, 2014