by Courtbae123 March 1, 2017

by Outspec May 28, 2024

The sweat mixed with fecal matter that is wiped out of your ass. This happens usually after a workout or sleeping in a hot room.
Jon: I am going to the bathroom
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
Frank: didn't you just go?
Jon: Yeah bro but I have some brown sweats after the gym.
by fuckmikelol January 23, 2019

the brown r y a n is usually an Indian cunt bag who usually has a rather attractive mother.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
because of this, she gets boned by the brown r y a n 's sexy ginger schoolmate on a daily basis.
mum: why tf did we have brown r y a n?
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
dad: ik we should've took Sandra's back street abortion offer when I could.
dad: leaves forever
mum: calls the sexy ginger schoolmate of brown r y a n
by Adam Manuel March 19, 2020

when theres just a fat shit log dangling out your ass, but you dont have the physical strength necessary to push it the rest of the way out so its just kinda hangin there
by cunt7654565456543456 July 30, 2022

Gets all the girls, has a magnum dong. Usually seen with the equally attractive Jack Woods or the less so attractive Ronan. Alans are so attractive they have a magnetic field that attracts women.
by Nintabo November 16, 2020

by SiK June 5, 2017
