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Horny dog shit

When good fortune comes your way it is horny dog shit
That's some horny dog shit.
by jackson thrust May 30, 2019
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black hot dog

Bad luck; due to being raised unfairly by your guardians, and/or family friends.
"well, I must be a black hot dog! ain't life fair!"
by some dude named joey May 4, 2023
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Raining cats and dogs

We say it's raining cats and dogs when there is a heavy downpour. It simply means a heavy rain.

The saying presents an interesting image of animals falling from the sky, that doesn't seem to have much to do with torrential rain, and experts aren't certain about its origin.
The most likely and least appealing theory is that rain storms in 17th century England would carry the bodies of dead animals through the dirty city streets inspiring people to say "it's raining cats and dogs"
Example: -Sorry I'm late for work it's raining cats and dogs and the streets are flooded.
-when it rains cats and dogs, you tend to get very wet.
by NB1906 August 29, 2022
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Kiss of the Prairie Dog

The unfortunate accident accompanying a "Prairie Dogging" episode where feces makes contact with an undergarment leaving behind a mark. Similar in nature to the british version of "touchin' cotton."
Dan: "Hey, Delaney are you ok? You seem distressed."
Delaney: "Yeah I just gotta get to the ladies room, if that meeting took any longer I was sure to have a kiss of the prairie dog to deal with!"
by zero120 August 27, 2013
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Jersey chili dog

When you shit between a girls tits and then lay you dick there and fuck her and then cum between her tit
Last night while banging my girl I gave her a jersey chili dog.
by Asset team December 3, 2015
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Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017
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Bleeding dog pussy

When your lips have swollen so they look like pussies
"Wtf Yo g your lips look like bleeding dog pussy man"
by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018
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