cat

a big fat football with fur and knives hating all that crosses its path with night vision willing to attack at any second

The cat tried to kill me in my sleep

by superhappy fortnite May 6, 2021

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

Manta Cat

An obscure facial expression where the lips move in opposite directions and the head is cocked to one side. Most often made by Manta.

Show us the Manta Cat!

by nueb October 25, 2004

Cat Marr

Smelly Cat

"Smelly cat, SMELLYYY CAATTT,what are they feedin u?, PORK!?

by Dave April 2, 2003

H.P LoveCraft's Cat

His Cat's Name is "Ni**er man"

I love H.P LoveCraft's Cat

by TheSwagShadowWizard September 15, 2024

cat door

(Noun)
-The vajay-jay
-The miraculous well from which all human life springs forth
-Straight up pussy

(Courtesy of Miranir - no, our sense of humor will not improve)

"I am a simple man - I require only a good meal, a tender embrace, and entrance into that sweet-sweet cat door."

"I have been a good noodle, paying my taxes, and remaining free from harlotry or fornication; but now on this mid-summer's eve as wedding bells sing, I know that soon, I will come home through the cat door."

"Some go for the front, other's the back - as for me, I go for the cat door."

by Mr. Candy Corn September 30, 2024

Trojan cat

A stray cat that is full of other cats (pregnant).

The kids brought home a Trojan cat and now we have a house full of kittens!

by Meredith5249 October 2, 2024