One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)

Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!

by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010

ooooohhhhhh gotcha... good one

Something crazy girls say after you explain a joke to them.

Normal person: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Crazy Girl: I don't know, you're such a spazz
Normal Person: To get to the other side...
Crazy Girl: ooooohhhhhh gotcha... good one

by el_critic.org June 16, 2011

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

Killing two tiktokers with one car

Basically, it's a synonym related to "killing two birds with one stone", it is signified with the thought of tiktokers dancing on the street being exposed to the dangers of the real world.

Why not kill two tiktokers with one car so I can save time.
Tommy is killing two tiktokers with one car by playing games while doing his homework.

by LondonEnglishSchool March 20, 2021

crackin open a cold one with the boys

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.

Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

by 420yourmom May 30, 2017

Just one more level syndrome

Just one more level syndrome is when a person is playing a video game and the person is unable to stop playing. They continue to play and think they will stop playing after they complete the level and when they do complete the level they just think they'll stop after they complete the next one and so on. The gamer will continue to play despite needing to do other things such as: socializing, doing jobs, going to work, going to the toilet, sleeping, eating and anything else. In more severe cases of Just one more level syndrome people will waste away and die. While they play they will continually think they will stop playing once the level is complete.

Matthew suffered from Just one more level syndrome and was playing a game on his Xbox 360 and it was 3am and he needed to go to sleep. Matthew intended to complete the level and go to bed and when he did finish the level he thought "Just one more level" and he played through the next level. This carried on until Matthew completed the game and upon completetion he thought "Just one more game." Matthew was not able to sleep until he ran out of games.

by Apemanjon September 13, 2008