Farts

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

When your partner farts and holds your head under the covers

by anonymous November 20, 2020

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

Fart and Dart

The act of coming into a meeting, saying something controversial (and sometimes idiotic) and then leaving with the others to deal with the ramifications of your verbal stink.

Those fuckers from the government; they came in and did a "fart and dart" - and I have to live with the consequences!

by yoSco January 23, 2018

Fart Charm

A person that induces the sensation of flatulence.

Lisa is the perfect Fart Charm, it comes out every time she’s around.

by Wyliecoyotefam December 20, 2024

Layered fart

When she catches your fart in her mouth and blows it into a jar to sell it.

She caught my dirty, layered fart in her mouth and blew it into a jar to sell it.

by Layered Fart January 21, 2022

fart sniff

when a guy eats a food that smells like shit

-that weird guy who sniffs the toilet after a hot shit

Big G sniffed the biggest fart after a poop. he is a fart sniffer

by Big G69 February 18, 2020