Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Bro. Yesterday I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out I made the football team.

Cream Cheese by LV TV February 2, 2024

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Cream Cheese

(Verb) (Slang)
Spontaneous ejaculation. Typically caused by extreme happiness or excitement.

Today I (Cream Cheesed) when I found out that I made the football team.

Cream Cheese by LV TV February 2, 2024

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Brazilian Cheese Whistle

A curious species of bird, loosely related to woodpeckers, that produces a wolf-whisle-like call when it locates cheesy-smelling fungi in trees. The species' anatomy is unlike any other bird, as its body is attached upside-down to its legs, in comparison with other birds. As such, it is able to peck with much more efficiency than other woodpeckers, using itself like a pendulum to burrow with force into the tree. The species is found exclusively in northerly areas of the Brazilian Amazon, and is extremely rare.

In modern slang, to be referred to as a Brazilian Cheese Whistle is to be related to the bird's extremely unusual stance. It can be somewhat similar to 'idiot', and could be alternatively explained as 'deformed moronic fool'.

"The explorer gazed in awe as he lay eyes upon a Brazilian Cheese Whistle"

(slang) "You absolute Brazilian Cheese Whistle, you can't just steal the meth"

Brazilian Cheese Whistle by Be4TheEnd February 17, 2024