Shit nuts

A common phrase used by stoners when things get heavy or they get into a tight situation.

Hey man how you doing? Not bad, look at this ounce I just picked up. (takes out ounce). Shit nuts that stuff look dank man let's get on it.

by The great.. OMG its nearly 420 February 7, 2012

gatorade nut

To insert a flacid penis into a Gatorade bottle let it get hard, be unable to get it out, eventually but into the bottle and take it out after becoming flacid.

I highly regret having a Gatorade Nut but would 9/10 try again and would recommend you.

by Gay nigga gangbang December 5, 2019

nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.

The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.

by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023

Blue conned nut

A leftist that believes any and all woes especially violent mob actions comes from conservatives or those that don’t fit in their assigned social roles as per the leftist philosophies

L: The police caused this riot

Friend speaking reason: don’t be a blue conned nut they tried to save a kid being held hostage

by Nightbard March 7, 2021

Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.

1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"

by The Real Magician March 31, 2025

Nut Crevice

Slang for a woman's vaginal cavity.

"He dumped a load into some woman's nut crevice."

by Timesync March 21, 2023

Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.

I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/

by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020