Kill Every Last One Of Them

A command often issued by irritable princes who have had nine years to build up anger about their family being massacred and five years to dream of killing childhood friends who are believed to have been involved in said massacre.

Knight: Your Highness, some people outside said the Kingdom is too cold, what should we do?
Dimitri: Kill every last one of them!

by SkyborneScout November 19, 2019

One-tube Wonder

Someone who only makes it big with one youtube video, and then crashes after every other video made.

Jarrett Sorko became a One-Tube Wonder with his video, "Im from Windsor dude", with around 65,000 views. Then every other video created barely hit 1,000 views.

by A-Money Dogg April 27, 2011

fuckwit's (more than one fuckwit)

People who use apostrophes to make words plural.

Yes, you are a fuckwit.

by Andy80586 December 21, 2003

Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman

In simple terms, going for a Wank.

Mark: What you doing later??
Lewis: Shaking hands with the one eyed milkman then off to bed.

by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012

one handed muppet strangler

Jerking off wildly with a tubesock (preferably with the stripes at the top) on your wiener.

I gave myself the one handed muppet strangler this morning.

by the californiamerican June 27, 2008

Crack one off in the dhansak

Any retribution by restaurant staff towards rude customers.

Don't be so rude to the waiter, Jeff, or he'll crack one off in the dhansak!

by dannyboffin November 19, 2007

One Eyed Sea Monster

A disturbing creature that sneaks up on someone, calls there name and simply stares. (an attack from one can cause paralysis)

Dude one time i was attack by a One Eyed Sea Monster and couldn't move for ten minutes!!!

by NinjaGangsta September 2, 2010