Cat

The 6th natural state of matter. It is both a liquid and a solid at all times, but can never be punctured as if it is one.

Teacher: "The 5 natural stages of matter are-"

Student: "6 stages"

Teacher: "Wh-"

Student: "Cat."

Teacher: "..."

by Deranged_Guacamole February 3, 2022

cool cat

“cool cats” basically translates to cool dude, but when the word is used it reveals more about how the user of the word views themselves. The typical user of the phrase thinks themselves a very quirky and funny individual, but this is deeply deeply untrue. The use of the word is so unfunny and awful it is physically uncomfortable to beat and the phrase is widely frowned upon in general

girl- “Hey cool catzzz!”
everyone else- “actually wtf”

by paddyspub27 February 2, 2021

as a mute cat in a box

Being depressed as a mute cat in a box which can't even meow for help

talking with a small voice as a mute cat in a box which can't even be herd

" I am Depressed as a mute cat in a box man.."

" Tommy is as silent as a mute cat in a box"

by A random poster January 6, 2023

Cat

The ball of fluff
The best ball of fluff
The cutest ball of fluff
A cotton ball
Has a cute face like :3
Paw face: :3c
Mad/ determined face: >:3
40 different breeds
Sharp claws
House cat(pet)
Big kitty(wild cat)
Cuddly

The cat scared the dog to death with their cuteness.

by giberain shepsky September 1, 2022

woman's cat! Put it in a

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by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ June 9, 2024

Cat

A being from the Animalia kingdom that comes in many shapes and sizes. Some are Persian cats, and some crawl up from the depths of hell. Many are sassy and typically can live for a long time if in the right environment. If you find a demon cat on the side of the road DO NOT TOUCH OR APPROACH SAID BEING. Many cats meow in a way similar to babies to make humans more likely to give them what they want. Humans have evolved to love cats and can not resist even the demonic ones.

Person 1: Would you like to get a cat from the shelter?
Person 2: No I want all the cats in the shelter.

by I'mnotUrbanoraDictionary July 19, 2023

Cats in need

an extreme hangover which makes you feel like your stomach is infact dancing a merry jig and trying to escape from your mouth and/or chest much like in aliens.

"ahhhhh man i feel like ass i cant hack this car ride meet me at cats in need"

"I feel so fuckin cats in need somebody get me a resolve"

"ahhhhhhhh i felt so cats in need last nite had to go vomit till the early hours"

by Robin Pierce April 6, 2008