Cunt Shunt

A female version of Cock Blocking

Did you see that!, she Cunt Shunted me

by Krankythumbs May 10, 2022

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Cunt Waffle

A man that thinks he has a penis but it is not a penis but in fact a waffle that resembles a clit.

This it is a cunt waffle

by Cunt waffle expert February 24, 2018

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Scummy cunt

Dave

Make sure you cover my back seats with a fitted sheet and doona cover because Dave is a scummy cunt

by Meowing Vagina September 27, 2025

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If you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked

if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.

Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."

by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025

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Cunt

CUNT - A BITCH THAT LACKS RESPECT......

Did you see that chick over there trying to start a fight at Lady's house after she's helped her so much. And she's sleeping with Lady's old man. Wow what a cunt.

by Toad Gemus February 3, 2023

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