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DeMorgan Friend

A friend who pops up when least expected and helps you without you even noticing, yet seldom receives your appreciation.
Here’s to all the DeMorgan Friends of the world—may we recognize them sooner, thank them more often, and never forget that in our darkest confusion, it’s usually their quiet complement that saves the day.
by UmangBhatt July 5, 2025
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Guy Best Friend

If you ever have a choice between a boyfriend and a guy best friend, pick a guy best friend.

He acts annoying as heck, but he's funny, sweet, and caring around you. He can always put a smile on your face and makes you laugh so hard your stomach hurts. You'll like him eventually, and he'll like you one day, but that won't get in the way of your friendship. You two have such a strong bond. You tell him everything, trust him more than anyone, and love him to death (but not romantically). Your friends always joke about you two being a couple or getting married one day. You spend every second you can with him because he makes your life so much better. His hugs are the best, and he'll always hold you when you're sad. You two have so many inside jokes and so many memories together. When something amazing happens, you always go to him first no matter what it is. He's the goofiest, sweetest guy you'll ever meet, and you two are always acting like crackheads together. The bond between you is inseparable, and you'll probably stay friends even as adults.
I have a guy best friend and he means the world to me. I'm so scared of losing him next year when we leave our middle school and possibly go to different high schools. Thank you for always being there for me <3
by justadepressedteen<3 August 31, 2022
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Friend Monger

A person who friends every person suggested on Facebook, regardless of knowing them or not. Usually in a desperate attempt to be noticed.
Dude, that cheese ball's got my mom friended - he's a total friend monger!
by Dan Chipolte November 3, 2010
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Friend

A friend is someone who will check up on you once in a while and not talk bad about you.
Me: hey

Friend:hey how have you been
by Blahmai09 October 17, 2019
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Friends

Those fake people that made you feel happy that you don't have. I have only had two true friends. Me and my mom.
Mom: How was school?
Me: Normal
Mom: *doesn't lie and doesn't backstab*

Me: *breathes*
Me: Wow u r still alive that is amazing!
Me: I know I a guud fren
Me: u have no friends
by Reelbeech January 7, 2018
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toxic friend

saige🧙🏻🧙🏻🧙🏻
did you see how saige talks shit and chooses boys over her friends that’s a toxic friend right there
by angela connor September 23, 2020
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Enjoy The Smoothness My Friend

To become one with the smoothness
bartholomew: *becomes smoothness god*
jack: holy fucking shit
bartholomew: *gives jack smoothie* enjoy the smoothness my friend
by fucking dio August 3, 2023
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