by Mint Pre Cum December 17, 2019
When you find out about a party that you felt you should have been invited to but never heard about it until later... You were cummings invited..
" Yo, "Tim's" bachelor party was the greatest ever! Why didn't you come?"
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
"I guess I got the cummings invited... Fucking asreholes...."
by old_beaver October 02, 2014
by hunk kisser March 17, 2020
(n). A calendar that should be utilized in every romantic relationship which documents the orgasms of each partner on a daily, weekly, and monthly basis. Should be kept underneath the bed.
I thought I was pissed off at my boyfriend but then I checked the cum cal and realized I came twelve times last week.... I feel bad, I was just upset cuz I haven't came in 2 days...You know how it is.
by cjezioro September 24, 2010
Friend 1: watcha doin?
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
Friend 2: you know, just some cum recycling.
Friend 1: I don't know what that means but please stop that.
Friend 2: no
Friend 1: then at least save some for the rest of us.
Friend 2: alrighty comrade
*Russian anthem plays earfucks them both*
by ppbootyballs December 31, 2021
A form of Bukkake where 5 men ejaculate onto a woman sitting in the center of the masturbatory ape circle at the same exact moment.
by Polyhedron20 April 10, 2021
im gonna cum bust you!
by ur moyher December 24, 2022