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self-heating sleeping bag

The #1 why beans are so popular as a camping food...
...is that they create the self-heating sleeping bag at night!
by Jack Bozdog November 27, 2006
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Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug
Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?
by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017
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dumber than a bag of hammers

when your cousin buford says somethin' REAL dumb and you turn to him tell 'im, "buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
"buford, you are dumber than a bag of hammers."
by rammymolnar May 14, 2020
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san francisco sleeping bag

Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.
by Peesalot July 10, 2017
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New Jersey Tea Bag

When you tea bag your girl backwards so her nose goes in your ass and the whole experience smells like shit.
She was a brown nosed suck up so I gave her a New Jersey Tea Bag.
by Peter Gryffindor December 20, 2016
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Ball bag friction theory

One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....

Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 9, 2013
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I am a walmart bag.

by MrRandomDefined March 21, 2023
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