Ron White Postulate

A basic tenet of male philosophy: "If you see one woman naked, you want to see the rest of them naked."

Fat, ugly chicks are rare exceptions to the Ron White Postulate.

by Gerald Busey April 22, 2008

mighty white of you

to behave or act in a manner stereotypically attributed to Caucasians

That was mighty white of you to help with the charity ball.

by Bertha M. Butts December 23, 2005

snow fucking white

when two girls fornicate while watching snow white

me: what the hell is mel doing in there
Laura: i dont know but all i can hear is snow white
me: SNOW FUCKING WHITE

by devan weavs November 10, 2008

Egg White Goggles

Similar to the zombie mask. When receiving oral pleasure from an unsuspecting chica, blow your load in her eyes.

This dirty whore was giving me head and I pulled out and gave her a pair of egg white goggles.

by The Erik October 13, 2006

blue and white balls

A frustrated state caused by the leafs inaility to win the Stanley Cup in 40+ years.

Joe: Did the leafs make the playoffs?

Bob: No, they choked yet again.

Joe: I can't take it anymore! I'm getting blue and white balls waiting for them!

by Richard El April 12, 2008

white people drama

Also known as W.P.D.

Silly drama that is irrelevant to everyone but a 12 year old girl or emo kids.

Emo kid: My life is over if my mom doesn't let me go to the mall tonight!

Cool kid: he should just kill himself with all his white people drama!

by umadcuz2dads October 12, 2013

white russian/rush in

when a girl gives a guy head and blows it across his entire body

i had to take a shower after that white russian.

by Toolbox October 20, 2003