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Arctic monkey

Humans descended from apes that gradually spread from Africa via the Mediterranean and Eurasia to the Arctic circle
Bev: “It’s Baltic out there tonight, pet. Wish I owned a coat.” Janet: “Fook off - we’re Arctic monkeys.”
by pauly coconuts February 6, 2020
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Monkey

A monkey is someone who makes monkey noises, or acts like a braindead human being.
by alogarithm March 31, 2020
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Monkey

A monkey is a brain dead human who has no semblance of human personality
by alogarithm March 31, 2020
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Monkey

What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.
My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!
by yiuieieuejs April 5, 2020
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Monkey

SuperEvilAzmil is a Monkey
This Monkey is really stupid.
by not me LOL April 9, 2020
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Monkey ass

ass so fat it makes peoole go bananas
MIA GOT MONKEY ASS!!!!
by Mia_zay_qua April 10, 2020
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Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
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