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Ur mom

Ur mom:A comeback to basically anything,an insult to your female guardian/parental figure
Michael:I hate basketball
Carl:I hate your mom
Bully:your ugly
Carl:ur mom
by Idk was taken January 20, 2022
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Orgy mom

(Noun): a person who arranges sex parties and throughout the event proceeds to act the mother, passing out lube, poppers, and ensuring towels are readily available.
"Mid-thrust, the sheets began to get wet. The designated orgy mom swept in, placing towels under the participants without anyone having to ask."
by mrsmithgoes September 23, 2017
mugGet the Orgy mommug.

Mom

Something I’ve always longed for yet could never have because she isn’t a mom. She’s simply the one who put me on this planet and drives me to insanity, I’ve cried over and over because of her. But it’s my fault because I failed as a child. Thank you to all the nice moms out there who love their child/children no matter what, just remember it’s best not to drive them to a breaking point.</3
Anon:How’s your mom?
My mom?

Anon:Yea
I dont know… she doesn’t come around often..
by N0B0DY_S0M3B0DY May 14, 2023
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UR MOM

UR MOM IS SOMEONE WHO I AM BUSY WITH EVERYDAY
UR MOM
by skrtskrt4 September 1, 2021
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Mom Jokes

Jokes that are Only funny to your mother
by 459395 March 5, 2022
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ur mom

a default comeback to almost any insult someone throws at you.

can also be used when you really dont have a reply to the question given to you.

also a comeback that idiots at your school may use.
person 1: hey what's ur dumbass doing tonight?
you: your mom

person 2: what did you get for number 3?
you: your mom
by it wouldnt let me put ur mom September 26, 2019
mugGet the ur mommug.

your mom

Your mom on pc:hdjdjdjdhdjdjfnensjsjjsns
mugGet the your mommug.

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