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the ginger nuts

A ginger, (preferabbly with the name jamie L.) will proceed to lift up ones eyelid, sticking the tip between the eyelid and eye and finishing into the back of the eye while fingering their bum.
I dont even need contact lenses anymore, jamie did the ginger nuts on me!
by eddthomp June 13, 2023
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Deez Nuts

Giant eggs eggs
This joke is told by men with a small penis
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Hey how’s your mom?
Deez Nuts
by HHHHHOWDY Yall June 25, 2022
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no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.
he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator
by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021
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Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity

When you've just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video pops up in your notifications.
1: "Bro.. I just nutted and a Bernie Sanders video came up in my notifications, I have Bernie Sanders Post-Nut Clarity now..."
2: "Huh?"
by The Real Magician March 31, 2025
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nut snake

Euphemism for a penis. Originates from the terms nuts for testes. Created by Theo Von.
The guy runnin the Gravitron asked if we wanted to rock then he showed us that nut snake.
by PoopMongrual May 12, 2023
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Macadamia Nuts

When you go get a tan, but your balls didn’t get tanned and are pale in comparison to the rest of your body.
I went to the beach the other day. My girl really liked my tan, but didn’t like my macadamia nuts. :/
by Justice for Rachel December 26, 2020
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ninny nut city

A ninny, a person who is so dumb that you can’t even fathom speaking to them. Nut city, a place where ninny’s live that closely resembles the circus and clowns.
Hayley moore lives in ninny nut city
by UrBiggestHater March 3, 2024
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