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cat the pat

it was pat the cat until some random hobo decided to change it to cat the pat

and that random hobo was me
random 53 iq guy:cat the pat!

normal person:what
by B_ R_ U_ H October 28, 2021
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cat bruh

cat bruh is a cat and cute also naughty she likes to sit in a sova
Person 1: this cat is cute but annoys me bruh
Person 2: yea i think \_(")_/
cat bruh is cute but i don't know if that's real so.....
by this cat is name bruh cat ok October 29, 2021
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Who let the cat outta da BAG

Some one who is actin like a hoe and doesn't shut there mouth spilled a super TOP secret info and now that info is being spread like peanut butter all over toast.
Me: yo biss who let the cat outta da BAG
Stupid boy: me 😟👉👈
by SwishieSwish November 1, 2021
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Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.
5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”
by DJ Gello September 13, 2021
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Cat Pfp’s

anyone with a cat pfp loves and wants to makeout with cross man.
“Oh I Have a Cat pfp’s? it just signifies i want to makeout with cross man.”
by Yicri September 15, 2021
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cat's asshole

happens when ur cat stretches and lifts their tail to show u their asshole
my cat likes to stretch a lot. i keep seeing the cat's asshole.
by an idiot :) September 16, 2021
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Eat A Cat Day

Eat A Cat Day
Eat A Cat Day is a national holiday that occurrs on November 27th, first celebrated in 1219, it was a day to make revenge on Sir Catsburg, who owned 1000 cats, but treated his people very badly, and only cared for his cats. So the people ate his cats in revenge. It became a national holiday in 1947.. Eat A Cat Day was officially banned in America in 1980, because the president thought it was insane to eat cats
Today is Eat A Cat Day guys!-me
What!?!?!?!?-friends
by Ieatcats September 17, 2021
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