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blooming cunt

Blooming Cunt, defined as a person who completely pisses you off with their stupidity. Someone who rides the imaginary short bus with drool cup in hand and their helmet fastened snugg, yet every once in a while comes up with an amazing concept. Usually said concept was done 30 years earlier. . Beggers, whiners, drunken idiots, not to be confused with a bloody Cunt, they're different animals in the same zoo.
Example, Here comes John he's such a blooming Cunt, i dk why you're his friend. He buys stuff. Oh he is a blooming Cunt. . it's so sad to see all the homeless near downtown, shut up they're just a bunch of blooming cunts. I'm not drunk, no, you're a blooming Cunt. Cunt blooming
by BigDaddy Double J April 14, 2016
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Cunt nugget

An individual who is not excited to go out on a friday night
Josh stop being a Cunt nugget and come to the party with us tonight. Stop being a Cunt nugget and lets do some shots.
by Habsfan69 November 22, 2018
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Cunt cork

My girlfriend has been really humgry for some cunt cork lately!
by Soup kmf November 28, 2018
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Cunt

M1N3CR4FT13G3ND
Person 1 - “Damn bro, I was playing Xbox and this huge cunt started cussing me out because I attacked him...”

Person 2 - “Oh, M1N3CR4FT13G3ND?”

Person 1 - “Yeah, what a cunt.”
by Metacore November 30, 2018
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Cunt

Hey look it’s Isaac, isaac is such a cunt.
by Isaacsacunt December 1, 2018
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Cunt

Hey look it’s isaac, he’s such a cunt.
by Isaacsacunt December 1, 2018
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Cunt

Hey look it’s Isaac, he’s such a cunt.
by Isaacjisacunt December 1, 2018
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