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monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business
Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.
by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024
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Mentor Monkey

An upcoming social learning platform for Entrepreneurs and professionals. If unemployment is Thanos, then Mentor Monkey is Avengers saving you from becoming dust in the corporate world.
Mentor Monkey is a very happening place you will always find communities discussing the corporate world and how to improve it. What makes Mentor Monkey special is, it represents human evolution and how one can evolve further with a correct mentor to conquer the world.
I wish I were a human so that I could have signed up at Mentor Monkey today!!
by Good Grader November 24, 2021
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doin it for the monkeys

Doing it all for the pussy.
by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017
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Chunky Monkey

Damn girl, you got that chunky monkey. Talking about that sweet vagina.
by Copzack April 16, 2025
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Phuck Monkey

A guy who has a bad habit and gets great enjoyment of randomly rubbing his Weinner on anything and everting , laughing like a Japanese little girl , acting like a retard at Chucky Cheese . As he Rockes Out with is cock out .
That Phuck Monkey is out there rubbing his weinner down my truck again .
by Lord Phuck Boy May 18, 2023
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monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.
Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?
by Fpicard September 27, 2013
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