dumb fat principal

a 600-pound person usually a white woman an annoying principle with a decoration in her office that says "i would quit chocolate but im not a quiter". she decided tarmac only recess will happen when snowing even though other schools dont have that. she is either trying to form a hellscape or is dumb af

wow our principal is a dumb fat principal

by friendly neighborhood dumbass December 5, 2024

Fat Boy

Felix

Person 1: That is one fat boy!
Person 2: That's definitely Felix!

by cassandra claire February 20, 2019

Fat ass wanker

A fat ass cock.

Wow he has a fat ass wanker.

by PapaGod October 3, 2020

fat

1. A natural greasy material that appears naturally in an animal's body, especially under the skin and around organs.

2. Used to describe something that has an excessive amount of body fat or is just overweight.

3. The word that is used to combat the insult "kys" (kill yourself), introduced by the popular YouTuber, Pyrocynical.

Fat Man: I have so much fat under my belly!

Random kid: Kys

Fat Man: Fat

by CatGopher98 May 30, 2016

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

fat jabbar

A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.

He did a fat jabbar

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024