Orange Chicken Slut

Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment

Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.

Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.

Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.

Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.

Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.

Jandy: *walks out*

by AssJackson June 17, 2022

Chicken wing

Chicken wing means I'll bone you tonight

Hey wanna chicken wing tonight ;)

by OOFZILA July 23, 2018

Chicken

Children

I want to see the chicken

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Chicken N' Cheese

When you have passionate, sloppy sex with a woman that has a raging yeast infection.

Overall, it was good, and I guess I'd do it again, despite the stank that came with that Chicken N' Cheese.

by MsNefertiti December 9, 2023

Chicken Parmageddon

When you eat so much chicken Parm that you fall into a food coma so deep that the simulation breaks, and reality is forgotten by all those involved.

Kyle; Yo dude you ate a lot
Skyler; back up bro, there’s about to be a chicken parmageddon up in this muh
*reality crashes, blue screen of heat death*

by Skloo April 16, 2024

tree chicken popping

Competitive squirrel shooting.

Hey Johns gonna go tree chicken popping. I hope it doesn't explode too much so we can gobble it open later.

by Rehawse October 13, 2019

chicken

a farms fun

dancing chicken.

by a super 9999 chicken September 13, 2017