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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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4 fingers up

means you’re madly obsessed w/graciee 🤟🏽🙏🏼
they all threw 4 fingers up because they are obsessed with gracie
by umpires are gay May 7, 2022
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4 fingers up

you have insane amounts of rizz
Hold 4 fingers up dee
by joeyy_c April 15, 2022
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two fingers like a player

Typically accompanied by hand gestures:

Air guns, wherein the two fingers represent the shaft
shocker,

or peace\victory

A boss way of handling business.
A: did you get it done?
B: two fingers like a player
by Alexandra Thomas November 4, 2015
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Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.
Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!
by curtkolbane November 2, 2014
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4 fingers up

oh ur my 4 fingers up
by uaheunsns April 27, 2022
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No Finger February

No finger February is where girls can’t finger themselves starting february first
you can’t finger yourself it’s no finger february
by heycoolgirl January 29, 2021
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