your dog a frog

The most almighty out of all the forbid in faces.

"Your mom gay."
"Your daddy lesbian."
"Your granny tranny."
"Your grandpap a trap."
"Your sisters a mister."
"Your brothers a mother."
"No you."
Your dog a frog
Falls down dead

by Grandpa dom March 31, 2018

shroom dog millionare

When your friend thats tripping on shrooms buys a ton of stuff because he or she thinks they are a millionare. In reality they go over on their credit card and get a crappy credit score after the trip.

My friend who thought he was a shroom dog millionare dropped his credit score from 760 to 430 in one trip after buying 230 bags of twizzlers.

by NaughtyGreyhound317 August 6, 2012

Kentucky bird dog

When you have stray pubic hairs hanging out of your mouth after eating a girl out.

She had a full bush, it Kentucky bird dogged me

by CHRONOUTOPIA315 October 17, 2021

asian man with a dog

That one Asian friend who says “wood my bad” after someone says my dog went missing

Lil John:My dog went missing last night I hope he’s ok
Friends:yeah me to
Asian man with a dog:Oh my bad

by AsianDogStore(Food Market) July 5, 2019

Green Bean Dog

Stupid ass fucking dog stole my green bean when I was eating green beans

I fucking hate Green Bean Dog.

by ZayTheFunnyMan July 4, 2022

Jamaican Hot Dog

When a male sticks his penis so far down his partners throat it comes out the partners asshole.

He gave me a Jamaican Hot Dog last night, it was so refreshing!

by Jkaeagle October 18, 2016

Brazilian corn dog

An act in which a female with an aggressive yeast infection shoves a wooden stick with a hot dog on it up inside her, then pulling it out, cooking it, and feeding it to her significant other.

“Hey Dave wanna go get a Brazilian corn dog?”
“Nah Brain there always to salty”

by Dumbfuck82 January 5, 2022