cock knocker

When a chick grabs your dick and plays click clacks with your balls

my girlfriend is a cock knocker, when she was blowing me, she pulled my hard cock and my balls clanked together...

by cocker knocker December 1, 2003

cock tease

Word that rhymes with cock cheese.

There was a young fellow named keith

Who performed circumcisions with his teeth

He didn't do it for leisure


Nor sexual pleasure


But for the cheese underneath.

by Gumba Gumba March 13, 2004

turtle cock

Slang for beef jerky

I need to swing into 7/11 and grab a turtle cock and a coke.

by Odinsworn December 20, 2006

Thunder Cock

A big, black, veiny, and smooth nigger shlong. Thunder cocks average 12.5 inches. Most thunder cocks are aquired by niggers.

That thunder cock is out of this world!

by Thunder Jizz December 8, 2016

cock nugget

A real piece of crap.

Man, Nick is such a damned cock nugget.

by JMR February 20, 2004

Poppy Cock

This happens when I see your MOM!!!

Oh yeah!! Your Mom gives me Poppy cock!
w00t!!!

by Don Vito June 22, 2004

cock rubbish

describes object or event which does not meet standards expected and therefore must have male origins

I think that is cock rubbish (describing running out of beer after the shops have shut)

He is being cock rubbish (describing someone failing to achieve a task)

by chilli the ginger beast February 6, 2010