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Gaming Addict

A word that really doesn't exist, but made up by the organisation of P.A.R.E.N.T.S which stands for Private Assiociation that Reforms over-Excited Nutheads That are Simple, used to describe a person who games on a device for even a second. For some reason, there's no such thing as Candy-crush addict or Football-games Addict. I wonder why...
Friend's parent: "Do you like playing games on your device?"
You: "Doesn't everyone?"
Friend's parent: *Puts on sudden worried expression* "WHAT?!?!?!? YOU'RE A "GAMING ADDICT"? DON'T GO WITHIN A MILE OF MY KID ANYMORE! YOU'RE GOING TO BE A BAD INFLUENCE!"
You: "...what on Earth?" *Walks away*
by NYV4-0815 March 29, 2024
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Back in the Game

When a person has stopped dating, having sex, or romantic relations for some time and decides to start trying it again.
Herbert: Damn, yo mom looking mighty fine today. She back in the game yet after the divorce?
Derek: Yeah, you can fuck her any day. She's all yours, dawg.
by cindylikespussy April 28, 2021
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The asshole game

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person
Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality
by christopher88241 June 15, 2017
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the ‘I love you more’ game

A game often played by couples, usually without an end, wherein they go back and forth, claiming to love each other more than the other. Should one party win, they receive head from the loser
“Hey, I beat Sara in the ‘I love you more’ game”
“How on earth did you do that?”
by Urby August 8, 2024
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Cool math games

A BIG JUICY FAT ONE. Basically It's just Porn
by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021
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gaming time

when your mom isnt home so you can game with your friends
you: ok its gaming time
friend: *cryies* omg yes finaly
friend 2: that's poggers
friend 3: LITTLE TIME IS LEFT FOR YOU TO LIVE, CHILDREN.
friend 4: alright what we gaming?
by SBD2042 September 8, 2020
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The Game

The Game is a game where you have to forget about The Game within 30 minutes after remembering The Game. When you remember the game you must yell "I lost the game!", tell many people about the game to make The Game more interesting. You have 30 minutes to forget about the game and there is no way to win the game, the game is never ending the only way to win is to forget about it forever but That also counts as a failure.
Character 1: I lost the game!
everyone in room: I lost the game
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