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News to Me

A phrase said when someone tells you something new you never heard before, usually when it is about death or other shocking events.
Person 1: Bro the President has Coronavirus!
Person 2: News to me!
by zdoesgaming March 4, 2021
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New England Puckerburner

The act of soaking a tampon in Spicy Cajun Mustard and inserting it in your rectum.
I can't come to work. My partner did the New England Puckerburner on me last night and I won't be able to sit at a desk for a week.
by Helvecta Heresy January 8, 2025
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by Popularscumbag December 17, 2019
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You basically got bored and decided to find a new definition for Urban Dictionary but on your way to find it, you saw the Google sorting options and just typed it out. Cause I also did the same thing.
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Online News paper

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Declaration of a New Order

A speech given by Chancellor Palpatine that makes it so The Great Jedi Purge is enacted and that the Galactic Repunlic is now an empire.
Start of Declaration of a New Order
Palpatine: ...and the Jedi rebellion has been foiled.
Bail Organa: What's happened?
Padmé Amidala: The chancellor's been elaborating on a plot by the Jedi, to overthrow the senate.
Palpatine: The remaining Jedi will be hunted down and defeated!
(cut)
Obi-Wan Kenobi: Not even the younglings survived..
Yoda: This.. padawan.. killed, not by clones, but by a lightsaber, he was...
Obi-Wan: Who? Who could've done this?
(cut)
(Anakin killing separatists)
(cut)
Palpatine: The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but i assure you, my resolve has never been stronger!
(cut to mustafar)
Rune Haako: Stop! No!
(Rune Haako gets killed by Anakin)
(cut)
Palpatine: In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganised into the first Galactic Empire, for a safe and secure society!
Padmé Amidala: So this is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause.
(cut back to mustafar)
Nute Gunray: The war is over! Lord Sidious promised us peace! we only want- SHEAEAGH!

(Nute Gunray is slashed down by Anakin Skywalker)
by visaa August 4, 2024
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