When due either to sheer size or the unfortunate effects of age related gravitational force, a man's privates take a "dip in the pool" during the course of a seated session on the toilet. The Brown Butter Baptism can occur during the act of dropping the steamer, or as a result of the swirling effects of a courtesy flush. The BBB is particularly undesirable when loose bowels are a factor, such as in colonoscopy prep.
Wow, that brown butter baptism really burns. I should never have eaten that burrito.
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
Somebody needs to invent a crapper nut sling so I don't take a brown butter baptism every time I go #2!
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Get the Scraping Brown mug.Brown Goddamn Eyes stands for a person that has Brown Goddamn eyes It is used as a form of communication between people using there frustration but not using any Sensitive Language but to somewhat be funny in a way, well I think.
Person 1: You Brown Goddamn Eyes, I'll get you next time.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
Person 2: Oh Damn he got some Brown Goddamn Eyes, You fucking missed a shot now we can't get dinner today fucker.
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Get the Bryce Brown Method mug.Literally just that. A little brown wren is a cute little bird who is a bit shy like most birds.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.
If one comes in your house it's a safe bet that it's mate. Is nearby. Little brown wrens. Like to eat birdseed berries and bugs. They will light on anything where they can perch. When it gets dark they will roost until it's daylight. They love indoor plants and picture frames as well.
We had a little brown wren come in the house the other day. It took a nap under the bed and in the closet.
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