by Daquan the third July 26, 2021
Opposite of Midas Touch where everything someone touches turns into gold or makes something creative. Nigga Touch is when everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit.
Nigga: "Aye cuz, I need to borrow your lawnmower!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
Normal Human Being: "Ok, here you go."
2 hours later...
Nigga: "Aye cuz, here's your lawnmower cuz!"
Normal Human Being: "Wait it's destroyed! What happened to it!?!?"
Nigga: "Sheeeeeiiiitt, I don't know!? I just put my hands on it and it just blew up to smithereens.
Normal Human Being: "Oh I see... You got that Nigga Touch!"
Nigga: "Nigga Touch!?!?"
Normal Human Being: "Yeah! Where everything a black ass nigga puts his hands on turns to shit!"
by MangoMelon August 09, 2021
The phrase synonymous with “new year new me” but like a lot better. Often used by niggas in the hood to make fun of New Year’s resolutions.
“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”
“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”
#NYNN (new year new nigga)
“Yo happy new year, wyd this time”
“Yk me, ‘new year new nigga’ (#NYNN) ima lose some weight”
#NYNN (new year new nigga)
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