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"Somebody's Baby" Rule

The requirement that a couple make love any time they hear Jackson Browne's "Somebody's Baby" from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. This rule has been around since approximately Christmas of 1982.
A wife is in the kitchen making crispy onion chicken with mashed potatoes and green beans for dinner when "Somebody's Baby" comes on the radio. She should immediately look at her husband and say, "By virtue of the "Somebody's Baby" Rule, we shall make love tonight." And the lovemaking shall commence that night after the kids go to bed.
by SBR Inventor September 19, 2013
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Curse of the Black Baby

A baby doll that is black. "CURSE OF THE BLACK BABY" is written on the stomach with warning on it's back saying, "If you don't pass on the baby within 5 days muahaha...it will eat your soul!!!

Black baby has been spotted in the Northwest region of Washington, but Black Baby has been known to appear without warning in lands far away, even the Netherlands and Hawaiian Islands.
Jill Sc... said "One day I was getting into my VW Bug and in the back seat was a black babydoll just sitting there with a seatbelt on. There was a warning that if I didn't pass Black Baby on it would eat my soul"!! This was really scary since my Grandma Jean had told me a story about the cursed baby when I was little" " I survived the Curse of the Black Baby" Pass it on if you know what's good for you!!!! This is some freaky sh@*#t!!!
by High Priestess Geniva November 29, 2011
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Baby Making Snot

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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baby yoda breakdown

The result of immensely high stress levels, in which the participant begins uncontrollably crying and vomiting. Their cries make them baby and the vomit makes it green, hence, the baby yoda breakdown
Person 1: “I’m so sick and tired of these AP classes, I’m so overwhelmed that last night I had a baby yoda breakdown”
Person 2: “Ugh! That’s equally disgusting and depressing
by Seen Wegmans January 10, 2020
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honey baby boy

by JeiValure April 12, 2020
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Big Baby Bitch

It's Tony. Tony is a big baby bitch. Not only is he petty, but he's a fucking retard as well. Fuck Tony.
by bruhsters May 23, 2020
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slumbertard dumpster baby

A legal retard with one tooth and loves lil wayne. Very loud and angry when drunk. Totally belongs on youtube.
that guy is a total slumbertard dumpster baby let's put him on youtube
by karmamacabre September 8, 2010
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