When you show up to work with a fully charged phone and every intention of draining the battery, but then shit hits the fan and it stays in your pocket.
I was going to spend the first hour at work playing games on my phone, but my boss came in early and blue phoned me.
by CptRaven June 17, 2025
Get the Blue Phonemug. 
A gamer guy whose name is probably Benjamin. He's tall, dark, handsome, and most likely has a meaty cock. He probably kissed a chubby cat girl at a bar on Halloween and got COVID, but that's because he's a stud and don't give a FUCK.
by Kilroy Scott April 14, 2023
Get the Ace Bluemug. A form of blow job in which the giver clamps a crawfish claw around the base of the receivers shaft while fully erect, at which point the blow job is continued until the penis turns blue and the crawfish claw in unclenched, causing the built up semen to release all at once.
by aTut86 May 24, 2025
Get the Blue Crawfishmug. Definition: A term used to describe a fictional market that is supposedly even deeper and more secretive than the black market, so much so that it's "blue" instead of black. This term originated from a humorous statement made by Rami Abd-Alghany of the Kafr Qara district, in the state of Israel, highlighting the absurdity of the idea.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
Inspired by the events of Sep 2023 in the city of Kafr Qara, this term was coined to raise awareness for the level of corruption spread within the 'al-Sahl' area
Explanation: The concept of a "blue market" is often used humorously to poke fun at the idea of markets becoming increasingly obscure and clandestine. It's a playful way to emphasize that there's a limit to how secretive a market can be, and the term is often used to highlight the absurdity of such notions.
"So, folks, this one talks about when Rami said that some people go to an even deeper black market, it's so black that it's blue, hence blue market. The statement doesn't make sense because a deeper black is just black and will never be blue. It's funny because a blue market sounds like a whale shop."
by BlueMarketEnthusiast September 25, 2023
Get the Blue Marketmug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025
Get the Blue Four In Mangamug. Date a blue collar man if you don’t wanna get you want to live a simple life.
Date a white collar if you want a more polished lifestyle.
Date a white collar if you want a more polished lifestyle.
by Thirdeyetellsall January 31, 2024
Get the Blue collarmug.