Friend

Someone who will hold your hair up as you throw up in a Fast Food restaurants bathroom

Thanks for you help, your a great friend

by EatTheBones October 22, 2020

Throw your friends day!

On March 10th you can throw your friends any time! Its international throw your friends day! Have fun!

Eg. Ethan: Hey bro!
Mark: What?
Ethan; It's International throw your friends day!

Mark: Oh no...
Ethan: *throws Mark*

by GuyWhoHitsTheirFaceOnTheFloor February 5, 2021

Friend Swooped

When you're spitting game at a bar or club and about to seal the deal and their best friend comes out of nowhere crying about some bullshit and they force them both to leave to "talk" (in 99.9% of cases this only happens to guys) and now you've wasted the whole night and you're only choices are whale hunting or going home alone

Chad: Yo you f*ck that ten from the bar last night?
Brad: nah I got friend swooped ended up getting my Captain Ahab on... Landed a white whale ots sad but better than being alone

by The walking liability March 22, 2024

friend

someone who cares

she's a good friend he says

by coolgutjuticefree333 July 26, 2022

AutisticDolphin&Friends

When you come into direct contact with a 10/10 nuclear bomb Cancer. Just awful

Fat autistic person who's very high on cocaine" hai buddi wont 2 wotch atistec doolphen ind frendz?"
Normal person" dafuq M8 I do not want cancer from watching AutisticDolphin&Friends you nonce! Bugger off!"

by Pyrocynical_izFat June 5, 2018

Friend Child

a friend who wants you to adopt them but your not sure if you're going to be their friend or child, or maybe both, call them your friend child.

girl: my friend Lila wanted me to adopt her so I did but I don't know if she's my friend or child?
boy: call her your friend child lmao

by ThatsGirloverthere March 16, 2017

First fuck friends ever

When you realize after many years from the first sex, that you are best friends.

No necessarily you dated or married, or even had more sex.

You are just first fuck friends ever.

They are first fuck friends ever.

She is mine first friend fuck ever.

by AnotherMiller August 11, 2021