Bubble farting

When you're walking and farting at the same time but it comes out your ass in multiple bubbles

oof I need to fart but I don't anyone to hear so I will be bubble farting

by electric_toilet_ June 01, 2018

farty fart

The funniest word to reply with if you don't want to answer a question.

Dude 1: Hey, Bro, have you ever touched grass?
Bro: Farty fart.

by specterguy May 17, 2022

fart stick

Packaged meat sticks. Ohio redneck term.

I was feeling peckish when I stopped at the gas station so I picked up a fart stick.

by PurpleKangaroo91 July 11, 2024

fart riddle

"Hey, guess what??!?"
"What?"
"P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-r-r-r-f-f-f-f-f-t-t-ttt!"

It's really too bad to waste --- i.e., merely release it quietly, without any fanfare or "heads-up notice" --- a perfectly good "saved up" or "accumulated" gas-pocket, so it only seems sensible to make a fart riddle out of it.

by QuacksO March 29, 2022

Lava farts

An enhanced version of energy farts, only possible by drinking coffee and redbull at the same time with ADHD.

Don't do that! You'll get the case of lava farts!

by ILikeTofus May 31, 2022

Bobbing for farts

The act of flatuating while your lower half of the body is submerged underwater and catching the air bubbles in your mouth as they pop at the surface.

Yeah cake farts are cool, but have you ever tried bobbing for farts? My Uncle Jeremy showed me this game at our annual fundraiser 'Pool Party for the Poor'. I recommend eating sauerkraut beforehand to build the natural gasses in your body and for best taste results.

by lenny potatochips October 31, 2019

Fart out

Air released from the mouth in the shape of "creative words" but actually not saying anything and won't add anything to the context. Usually happens in work meetings

In a meeting ...

A: the work load coming from this project doesn't make sense considering the expected outcome

B: The sun shines from the east every morning....
A: What a fart out! What do you think we should do?

by arabinaus March 31, 2022