cunt

CUNT C.U.N.T(can't,understand,normal,thinking)

She is a cunt ,your being a cunt, your cunt stinks.

by Mr.Sye December 29, 2015

flukey cunt

When a stroke of inexplicable luck occurs and is not likely to reoccur, (A fluke) combined with the expletive for the female genitalia (cunt). Flukey Cunt

"I can't believe Jim shagged the bartender! A right Flukey Cunt that Jim is!" Jammy Bastard

by Johnnydigsgraves January 7, 2016

Cunt-thug-dracular

a thug who wants to take away your dignity, but can't see how pointless and miserable their life is. their happiness is weed.

my neighborhood is full of cunt-thug-dracular's.

by dinosaurqueen January 18, 2016

Purple cunt smurf

Smurfed, having caught a sexually transmitted disease after drinking fireball at packers

She went to the bar, met a guy and caught a purple cunt smurf

by Assilemann February 4, 2016

Cunt-esque

A behaviour or action by a person that resembles that of a cunt.

Did you hear what Jeremy did last night?

Yeah I did. Everything he does is cunt-esque

by JeremyTheCunt March 2, 2016

cunt glove

A name used when your friend has already used a genitalia paired with an article of clothing

Your such an asshat Dave. Well Mary your being a cunt glove yourself.

by Bestlaughgasever March 3, 2016

Hunt for cunt

/hənt fɔ r kənt/
exhortation (sexual)
scatological derivative of the 'need for speed' catch phrase as popularized in the film Top Gun; 1986

(1) Religious - incantation proffered by chronic losers as a desperate plea to the Sacred Pussy Gods.
(2) Anthropological - a form of post-adolescent sympathetic magic.
(3) Biological - contraceptive utterance proven to be 69.69% effective.

I'm on the hunt for cunt!
(Note: allow pregnant pause between 'hunt' and 'for' to allow ostentatious high five with equally deplorable toothy lounge-lizard sidekick.)

by funkEsavage March 7, 2016