Blue chesus

Better than a soft chesus

At least he is a blue chesus not a soft chesus

by Youwontknowwhoiamever June 25, 2021

Blue Waffles

Blue Waffles is a term that refers to a sexually transmitted disease caused in the female genitalia that turns the vagina blue, thus called Blue Waffles, where "waffles" is a slang term for vagina. It is in fact a hoax. A photoshopped image that went viral in 2010.

Dude, do not look up Blue Waffles!
- Oh crap...

by Mr. Explain March 28, 2022

Blue-raspberry

An explanation or excuse for something that seems unreasonable, unrealistic or just plain half-assed but is still accepted (like how blue raspberries don’t really exist but it’s still a common flavor).

“My sick note was so blue-raspberry but Mr Johnson let me sit out of P.E anyway- he just doesn’t give a shit”

by LI0NESS April 1, 2024

Lunchtime Blues

When you feel sleepy after lunch, making it hard to be productive at work because you're sleepy. Food coma, but specifically after lunch.

Oh man, the lunchtime blues just hit me! I'm so sleepy right now.

by Anynomousssee February 10, 2022

Blue Tiddies

When you part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so no one gives them any love.

Julie: Adan do your tiddies fart?
Adan: bitch you know I’m flat
Julie: damn too bad. I got some big juicy succulent Bahama mama phat tiddies.

Adan: guess I got blue tiddies :/

by Indie pt.2 May 7, 2021

Blues

M30 pills that drug dealers try to pass of as perks but are always laced with fentanyl

You need some blues 5$ ?

Yeah

by Drug expert June 20, 2022

Blue Bawls

When you're jonesing to cum or something

"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"

by MrSyde January 7, 2023