Inland Empire Douche Bag

A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.
Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.
by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009
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Packing my bag

Having sex with one's woman. A bag being English slang for a woman.
Hey Jim, you look rough this morning. Did you have a late night?
Yeah, I was packing my bag 'til 2 am.
by Barnsider March 21, 2008
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soviet tea bag

for an extemly gaymale to preform a tea bagging of of another male
ex. phill mullay soviet tea bags all day every day
by alonsgnegni0 June 14, 2009
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a fucking trash bag

it's just a fucking trash bag.
by themodzman February 25, 2020
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Bag Full of Monkeys

Describes the situation where more than 2 guys need to share the same condom with one girl.
I'd rather be a part of a bag full of monkeys than get a chick preggers. I'm a good citizen like dat.
by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020
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Douche-Bag-Off

A contest resulting in a vote as to which douche-bag is acting in excess of the other at any given time!! Can be determined by who uses more cliches, looks more ridiculously metro, acts falsely positive in situations where it is uncalled for, or just lies a lot when unnecessary, etc.
guy 1: who do you think is a bigger douche, NM or GE?
guy 2: how would one determine that?
guy 1: we would have to hold a douche-bag-off I suspect.
guy 2: what aspects are we judging this time?
guy 1: today we will go with overall lifestyle douchbaggedness!!
by stuck in the middle February 11, 2008
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Arizona Tea Bag

When You tie 2 Tea-bags to you your ball sack (A.K.A. The 'T' spot) then dip it in boiling hot water, and then rip the string off. Resulting in your testicles to like two like two soft boiled eggs.
Samantha: Why wern't you at school yesterday Tyler?
Tyler: I was showing Kayla to do the Arizona Tea Bag... IT HURT!
by Arizona's finest! February 27, 2012
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