Cat Clause By Proxy

Similar to the Cat Clause but the cat isn't physically on you.

For example the cat is sleeping next to you, and moving or getting up would disturb it.

"Sorry I can't get up, my cat is sleeping next to me and if I move it will stop being cute and return to being a menace"

"I can't get out of my room, my cat is sleeping in front of the door and I seem to be in a Cat Clause By Proxy"

by Guulagg October 6, 2024

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

Cat Pic

The term used to allude to Child Porn.

Matt got arrested after he jerked off to some Cat Pics.

by Foxtrot22 May 10, 2008

Cat Ohle

The shortest, gayest person alive. This girl is really annoying and has no friends.

Cat Ohle is so gay!

by No friend April 2, 2020

Cat girl

My sister

My sister just tried to strangle me when I called I said she was a cat girl

by Mommy_milk3rs May 4, 2021

captain toast cat

The baddest, biggest, boss cat ever created. Loves to be brushed and sleep on back. Has a gentle demeanor, watch out he can be an asshole if he dislikes you.

Everyone needs a little Captain toast cat in their life. He’s just a necessity in all persons lives.

by Jus being real January 28, 2018

cat

a cute furry fluffy animal often found within a household

wow that cat is so fat i could squeeze it to death

by anonymous March 12, 2022