If you didn't make the child and didn't get the pleasure of making them, you don't have to take care of them.
Adult: When you grow up you should become a teacher, the kindergarteners really like you
Teen: If you do not get the pleasure do not go the measures
by WGG_1980 May 08, 2019
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go down to your humid grass

a phrase used to shun someone for liking something that you don't

usually accompanied by pushing the person being shunned
Person 1: "Man, it is so humid!"

Person 2: "I like it when it is humid."

Person 1: "DO YOU? Then go down to your humid grass!" *shove*
by J. Robinson May 11, 2009
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What you say to someone after they discover thier insults are not having any effect and leave.
1: And damn, your pussy is so hairy.

2: you faggot, you fantasise about that shit

1: and you don't wear a tampn either, it's so disgustingly cute

*continues for a few minutes*

2:Freak, I'm leaving now


1: don't go, stay and eat my ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story
by Oktobongo April 26, 2008
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dontt amke me smash your head in
pimp: hay man wan suome drugs
thug: can you gimmi they for free or something might go rong
pimp: mother fucker dont make me go upside your head
by ()6_twitch_9() July 02, 2006
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