friendly cheese tax 

when the cheese man comes to your house and nicely asks you for cheese (good ending)

the cheese man is coming to get our Friendly cheese tax!

friendly cheese tax by Fartmale817 July 29, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich 

A purposeful boneappletea (Bone Apple Tea) of *Grilled* Cheese Sandwich.

Person 1: I'm making myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what? Don't you mean *grilled* cheese sandwich?

gorilla cheese sandwich by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich 

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

gorilla cheese sandwich by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

Penis cheese 

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

Penis cheese by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

dirty cheese curd 

A total let down. You know when you get the cheese curds at the carnival and you drop one…you don’t want to eat the dirty cheese curd. A dirty cheese curd is a disappointment.

Person 1 “Hey how was your date last night?”
Person 2 “She wouldn’t put out; she was a real dirty cheese curd.”

dirty cheese curd by Davey Fakename August 16, 2023

Crackaroni & Cheese 

A delicious pot of macaroni and cheese but you mix in 6 kilos of crack. Perfect for family gatherings and partying!

Jim: hey al, this funerals getting kinda mid, when can I get a bowl of that special Crackaroni & Cheese?
Al: we didn't even give the eulogy yet and wtf are you even talking about?

Crackaroni & Cheese by VervetMonkey August 20, 2023

ghetto cheese

that stanky gas pack that smell like cheese. dude sellin it normally got dreads and hood ahh fuck

Yo I just cop that ghetto cheese of Marquis. Damn nigga that shit smell like parmesan!!

ghetto cheese by realsmoka011 August 29, 2023