Brown Wind Of Doom 

When a man cuts a particularly loud or smelly fart at the wrong time, and any chance of romance for the rest of the evening is ruined.

I was going to get laid last night, but I let loose with the Brown Wind Of Doom.

Brown Wind Of Doom by 2chair May 22, 2015

Brownback

Noun: a man's anal cavern that has been smeared with feces after receiving anal sex.

Verb: to rub feces off of one's penis between the other man's butt cheeks and around his anus from which it was originally located.

Rick decided to give Sam a brownback after their session of passionate love making. While rubbing his cock in between Sam's buttcheeks, Rick felt santorum slowly begin leaking onto his shit covered, semi erect penis.

Brownback by Brownbacker420 July 6, 2015

Brown Napkin

When a cat poops on you cheek when you are sleeping and then lays on your face and you wake up with poop stain on your face. Aka brown napkin

Yo bro! I woke up with a brown napkin this morning. Fuck my cat, I should have let Mark the Asian eat him...

Brown Napkin by CockMonster101 August 27, 2015

brown eyed delight 

Where your partner is bent over on all fours and you rim them with deep tongue penitration

Janet gave me a brown eyed delight

brown eyed delight by Brown eyed monster September 2, 2015

brown crepe 

when you fart and it bounces between your fatty cheeks

Man your massive brown crepe just made me barf a little bit in my mouth.

brown crepe by aragorn23 October 1, 2015

Brown hippies 

Filthy hippies generally found in Northern California or on weed farms. Referred to as "brown hippies" for their overall general shade of brown from head to toe due to being covered in dirt and not bathing or doing laundry.

A car load of brown hippies came to town today, they smelled like a turd covered in burnt hair!

Brown hippies by l Hate Canada October 9, 2015

brown snicker-doodle 

the act of shiting in another persons asshole

"hey tried to give me a brown snicker-doodle so we broke up"

brown snicker-doodle by your69mom October 18, 2015