back-burner chef

n. like a backseat driver, but with cooking.

My girl wanted me to cook for her one night, but she kept telling me what I was doing wrong and changing things around to make it "better." She's such a back-burner chef!

by the_lololagist September 26, 2010

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

Back Painting

Where you shit up your back

Loagz has finished Back Painting

by fartgod39 May 4, 2025

biggie back

when you are so astronomically huge that the insults fatty and biggie don't encompass you ginormousness, but you still deserve to be fat shamed.

You biggie back! You ate my grilled cheese AND my seven kids.

by itsasuuuuuuuuuppeerrrrseecrett April 9, 2024

Quack Back

The act of securing your seat so nobody can sit in it. Has to be called IN the seat.

Kayne: Quack back
Sarah: (sits in chair)
Kayne: (comes back) Get up I called quack back
Sarah: Dang it

by Thiccboiroy July 2, 2018

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

I Will Smack Your Back To Level Thirty Two

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

The back half

To give her every inch of your man meat

THE FUCKING BACK HALF

Girl.. That's really big I'm not sure about anal
Guy.. I'm only gunna put in half
Girl.. Ok
As guy enters he slams the whole thing in and says THE BACK HALF!!!!!

by Nice meeting ya October 17, 2014