Hot wax

Steaming hot shit.

I just took a GIANT hot wax!

by rebby1313 July 19, 2021

cuban mustache wax

similar to a face ride, but not quite

a cuban mustache wax is when you pour olive oil all over your face, the gal rides your mustache after she's applied nair w/o removing it all over her coochie

gimme dat cuban mustache wax, doll

by Monkey Breff February 14, 2025

Waxed

When someone does something super extra that is completely unnecessary; something only that one dude would do. Synonym for taxing it.

Steve: I did that 500 word essay for the five extra credit points

Justin: Bro you waxed it!

by bilbobaggyballs666 October 16, 2019

Mississippi Leg Wax

Removal of long-hairs on legs with cum substituted for wax.

That girl in line in front of me at the DMV was in need of a good Mississippi Leg Wax, them things looked like Chewbacca.

by Craytop October 20, 2015

My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite

Who's choking on the splinters

Gary: My time is a piece of wax, falling on a termite
Vince: Can you fucking stop quoting that stupid song?
Gary: Who's choking on the splinters!

by fuckfacemcidiot December 1, 2017

Biting the wax

The act of being queer baited by a show/media

-Hey dude! What was that video you watched that's about queer baiting?
-Oh it's just Viveros' "Biting The Wax - What Does It Mean To Fall For Queerbaiting?" video. I learned a new phrase, Biting the wax!

by Gale fan August 12, 2025

Gouch wax

The build up of smegma like material in the taint/gouch area.

Cody hasn’t showered in days, he probably has a build up of gouch wax.

I want to ride my Harley into town but I’m worried about getting Gouch wax all over my seat.

by The commies February 25, 2020